Michelle Wie Needs These Short Game Tips Desperately

Michelle Wie may be the most gifted athlete ever. IfInstead of missing every clutch 5 footer down the
she ever learns how to play golf from 100 yards inmajor stretches, Phil Mickelson, who has the dashing
you can look for her in the final pairing at the Mastersgreat looks of a modern Bobby Jones, has won the
going head to head with Tiger Woods and Phillast two majors and made men's golf ultra exciting.
Mickelson. Otherwise she will end up like another AnnaTiger now has someone to run against.
Kournikova.Dave Pelz is not your ordinary golf pro who started
Ladies golf has just spent 100 years living in theout as a caddie and worked his way up to the pro
shadows of men's golf. This is because until now theshop by watching the great players and absorbing the
men were just so superior to the ladies. In addition, thegreat tips. Dave Pelz is a rocket scientist who has
ladies tour stars looked like a bunch of malformedwritten the short game Bible and the putting Bible.
disfigured obese hunchbacks of Notre Dame. TodayAccording to Dave Pelz the greatest player ever from
the abundance of women who have less than noinside 100 yards was Tom Kite. Tom had to be
personality and can only speak Korean threatens thebecause he couldn't hit the ball off the tee where
ladies tour. Fortunately out of nowhere a pack ofMichelle Wie hits her 8 iron.
young bathing beauty American stars has emergedMichelle Wie is 16 years old. She needs to walk away
with dynamite personalities, like Michelle Wie who couldfrom golf right now for 1 year and spend every
blow away any runway model with legs that Jacobwaking moment learning how to hit wedges, chip shots
could use as his ladder to the sky, Natalie Gulbis whoand how to putt from Dave Pelz. Then she needs to
could give Barbie a run for her money, Paula Creamerhire a permanent caddy who is an expert at reading
(nice name), and Morgan Pressel, the cutest thing sincegreens, who can say "Michelle, 18" outside right",
Ashley Kate and Marie Olsen.because Michelle Wie has absolutely no idea how to
Michelle Wie is already bringing Tiger like attention toread greens. According to her she is hitting every putt
the ladies tour and she's never won a tournament.exactly where she is aiming it. If Michelle Wie does this,
Today at the McDonalds LPGA she brought outat the end of this one year period, Michelle Wie will win
30,000 fans to watch her once again finish just back.every ladies major for the next 20 years by 10 shots,
Her wardrobe consultant should get an A+ for whatand begin the greatest athletic accomplishment ever,
she was wearing. Her coach David Leadbetter whowinning the men's Grand Slam.
coached Nick Faldo should get A+ for what he hasIf you thought that Annika at the Bank of America
done with Michelle from the tee to 100 yards from theColonial was exciting, wait until Michelle comes down
green. The crowd came out to watch Michelle hit18 at the PGA neck and neck with Tiger and Phil and
absolute rockets 340 yards right down the heart onlypulls away to win the Men's Grand Slam. That will be
to spray 100 wedges from the middle of the fairwaythe defining moment in athletic history. Michelle Wie has
into the rough for bogey and miss 12 inch putts. Sheall of the potential to accomplish this, and now she
threw away so many shots out there that it was asneeds to move in with Dave Pelz for one year, and
frustrating to watch for Michelle lovers, myself included,eat, drink and breathe from the guru's unsurpassed
as having the perfect guy with the perfect body andknowledge of the short game. It's all up to Michelle Wie
12 inches and the stamina of a gerbil.now. Realize your unheard of golfing potential or
Phil Mickelson was always widely regarded as a shortbecome a continued source of frustration to yourself
game genius. He worked like a dog with his coachand your fans worldwide forever. It's all up to you now
Rick Smith but could never win a major. Finally heMichelle. Just do it.
decided to bring in Dave Pelz as his short game coach.