| Michelle Wie may be the most gifted athlete ever. If | | | | Instead of missing every clutch 5 footer down the |
| she ever learns how to play golf from 100 yards in | | | | major stretches, Phil Mickelson, who has the dashing |
| you can look for her in the final pairing at the Masters | | | | great looks of a modern Bobby Jones, has won the |
| going head to head with Tiger Woods and Phil | | | | last two majors and made men's golf ultra exciting. |
| Mickelson. Otherwise she will end up like another Anna | | | | Tiger now has someone to run against. |
| Kournikova. | | | | Dave Pelz is not your ordinary golf pro who started |
| Ladies golf has just spent 100 years living in the | | | | out as a caddie and worked his way up to the pro |
| shadows of men's golf. This is because until now the | | | | shop by watching the great players and absorbing the |
| men were just so superior to the ladies. In addition, the | | | | great tips. Dave Pelz is a rocket scientist who has |
| ladies tour stars looked like a bunch of malformed | | | | written the short game Bible and the putting Bible. |
| disfigured obese hunchbacks of Notre Dame. Today | | | | According to Dave Pelz the greatest player ever from |
| the abundance of women who have less than no | | | | inside 100 yards was Tom Kite. Tom had to be |
| personality and can only speak Korean threatens the | | | | because he couldn't hit the ball off the tee where |
| ladies tour. Fortunately out of nowhere a pack of | | | | Michelle Wie hits her 8 iron. |
| young bathing beauty American stars has emerged | | | | Michelle Wie is 16 years old. She needs to walk away |
| with dynamite personalities, like Michelle Wie who could | | | | from golf right now for 1 year and spend every |
| blow away any runway model with legs that Jacob | | | | waking moment learning how to hit wedges, chip shots |
| could use as his ladder to the sky, Natalie Gulbis who | | | | and how to putt from Dave Pelz. Then she needs to |
| could give Barbie a run for her money, Paula Creamer | | | | hire a permanent caddy who is an expert at reading |
| (nice name), and Morgan Pressel, the cutest thing since | | | | greens, who can say "Michelle, 18" outside right", |
| Ashley Kate and Marie Olsen. | | | | because Michelle Wie has absolutely no idea how to |
| Michelle Wie is already bringing Tiger like attention to | | | | read greens. According to her she is hitting every putt |
| the ladies tour and she's never won a tournament. | | | | exactly where she is aiming it. If Michelle Wie does this, |
| Today at the McDonalds LPGA she brought out | | | | at the end of this one year period, Michelle Wie will win |
| 30,000 fans to watch her once again finish just back. | | | | every ladies major for the next 20 years by 10 shots, |
| Her wardrobe consultant should get an A+ for what | | | | and begin the greatest athletic accomplishment ever, |
| she was wearing. Her coach David Leadbetter who | | | | winning the men's Grand Slam. |
| coached Nick Faldo should get A+ for what he has | | | | If you thought that Annika at the Bank of America |
| done with Michelle from the tee to 100 yards from the | | | | Colonial was exciting, wait until Michelle comes down |
| green. The crowd came out to watch Michelle hit | | | | 18 at the PGA neck and neck with Tiger and Phil and |
| absolute rockets 340 yards right down the heart only | | | | pulls away to win the Men's Grand Slam. That will be |
| to spray 100 wedges from the middle of the fairway | | | | the defining moment in athletic history. Michelle Wie has |
| into the rough for bogey and miss 12 inch putts. She | | | | all of the potential to accomplish this, and now she |
| threw away so many shots out there that it was as | | | | needs to move in with Dave Pelz for one year, and |
| frustrating to watch for Michelle lovers, myself included, | | | | eat, drink and breathe from the guru's unsurpassed |
| as having the perfect guy with the perfect body and | | | | knowledge of the short game. It's all up to Michelle Wie |
| 12 inches and the stamina of a gerbil. | | | | now. Realize your unheard of golfing potential or |
| Phil Mickelson was always widely regarded as a short | | | | become a continued source of frustration to yourself |
| game genius. He worked like a dog with his coach | | | | and your fans worldwide forever. It's all up to you now |
| Rick Smith but could never win a major. Finally he | | | | Michelle. Just do it. |
| decided to bring in Dave Pelz as his short game coach. | | | | |